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Le Paused Art | Midlife Abstracted

Did Not Throat Punch Today

Did Not Throat Punch Today

Premium midlife art for women who stopped apologizing and started owning the room.

Celebrating The Rage You Redirected Instead Of Released

Regular price $75.00 USD
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Solid Wood Frames
Quantity
  • Only 100 prints created in your size. Then the print retires. In Florida.

Why This Print?

Limited to 100 units
Museum-quality materials
Elegance meets humor
Not another piece of mass-produced decor

Did Not Throat Punch Today is a daily achievement award disguised as art. It acknowledges the level of restraint it takes to move through your day, answer emails, and remain mostly non-violent.

From far away, the piece reads as polished and composed. Up close, the title delivers the truth: your patience is a gift, and some people should really send flowers.

Perfect for: Offices, shared workspaces, and any wall you see after a long meeting.

Product Details

Printed on archival-grade, 340 gsm, 21 mil acid-free, matte, 100% cold press paper and placed into a solid oak frame with optical-grade clear acrylic. The back is covered with a paper dust cover and hanging hardware.

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